one of the best nights of my life

WARNING
this story is rated PG +13 may contain scenes of nudity and violence. parental guidance is recommended.

one night two ninjas where having a slumber party! being such stealthy boy magnets with nonbarbieish personalities they were bravely fighting against the evil suninator. they decided to use their skills of eye sight and ninjability to attack the sun and make night forever. but they needed a power-up. along the way they found topaz, forgetting to be a dragon she was attempting to breath fire. She fucking burnt ninja 1’s face! sh_h said ninja 2, you could wake the john howard. the power source was still in site.. the fairy bread of hope!! finding it was easy but, here comes johnny!! "cover the evidence" "WHO GOES THERE?" boomed Johnny. "meoww?" said ninja 1. "woof" said ninja 2. after maintaining the power source, they put on the underWEAR OF STEEL! over there pants. then did there ninja thing of reterdedness, through the dangerous terrain they hid behind curtains and such. battling all these dangerous creatures is hard work, and it doesn’t pay said ninja 1. by the way kevin... give me pay, its the work place agreement!!!! anyway.. after searching for hours they heard a dangerous growl! "hemme hemme" said johnny. Awakening from his deep sleep about smelly socks and tuna. they retired to there secret hideout, and placed there adventure on the ’wwnd’ (world wide ninja database) and soon to be of ninjaing again!
<sub>*no ninjas where harmed in the MAKING of this story
no guaranties in the real life events



oh and ninjas need good sports bras!! (thought we would let you know)</sub>